Friday 20 July 2012

the information kinda just came here and if you're not following the news but somehow reading this, i would just like to inform you about the shooting in denver, colorado.

so first of all, people were going to see the newest Batman movie "the dark knight rises" in cinemas. the age limit was 13 but there were almost 6 year old kids and the youngest was like 3 months old.
the movie started and basically people were sitting there not knowing something horrific would happen.
then a 27 year old man, wearing a gas mask and holding a gun walked in front of the screen, and just opened the fire. first people thought it was all special effects and there was no harm, but then when he started shooting people were screaming, running around and some of them were injured. this fucking bitch, James Holmes started walking up the stairs and just "shooting random people, picking them from the crowd". 17 died and over 50 are in the hospital. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18921492
^^ there's the whole story.

this is what happens when you give a gun to a monkey.
not hating on monkeys. x
so it's raining and thundering so i'd like to share these pictures with you. x

















well hello again my little unicorns.

one bitch at twitter asked me 5 things i'm afraid of the most and wondered could i share it here in my blog. well i said yes though i have no idea why she wanted me to do this. now i don't have like a phobia about any of these but i just wanted to light up your lightbulb and open you the doors of phobias. so you welcome. :)

*she might take the opportunity to torture me with my fears but i'm pretty sure she wont so here we go.*

1. Sharks. (selachophobia)
these giant monsters under the sea always give me goosies. when i was 9 me and my family went to a zoo in spain and visited an aquarium with almost eight sharks with their giant teeth and scary ass eyes. yes i wanted to leave but mom kept me there. why? idk man.
wanted to see me crying my fucking eyes off? maybe.

2. Guns (hoplophobia)
i still have these nightmares where a guy dressed as a clown enters a room with a huge ass fucking machine gun and starts slaughtering people. yet i still would want to go to shooting like targets but it's like not-under-21-or-sum-shit.

3. ...Spoons (spoonaphobia?)
now okay BEFORE YOU START FUCKING WITH ME i just want to say i didn't even know about liam payne before i was afraid of spoons okay? i can eat with a spoon if i'm eating like an yoghurt but if i can decide between eating my soup with a spoon or a fork i'd go with the fork. my mom never fed me with a spoon, it was always a spork.
FORK + SPOON = SPORK. there's the grammar lesson of the day.


4. Snakes. (ophidiophobia)
a snake bit me when i was like 11. nothing happened but i was scared as hell and i was screaming, running around like i was crazy.
then i watched the HP n the deathly hallows part 1 and there was nagini. that bitch.


5. Pain. (agliophobia)
now i would say this WAS a phobia for me. (see how i wanted you to notice the word "was"?)
the first few times i had to like take my blood sugar (yo guise i have diabetes) and like put on my canule it was horrible for me. it took me about 2 hours to do something that now takes me about 2 minutes. so yeah.

i guess that's it. i'm gunna post some shit today but now i have to go and take a wee. i love you guys and i'm happy you're reading this :) xx lot's of love and sumting xx


"the matter of life is 27."

Thursday 19 July 2012

hello people who mysteriously got here. welcome to diagon alley.


let's put something out there right at the beginning. I'm a frickin dedicated directioner.
I live in finland so my spelling and grammar might suck now and then but I wish it aint gunna stop you from reading.
1D is basically one thing in my life that puts whatever is going on a big smile on my cheeks, rainbows and butterflies and unicorns fly on the sky. these 5 gays, not gays and then again gays are a very big part of my life.

"1D has no talent!" said the girl before a group of directioners stabbed her and threw her off a cliff.

sincerelly lucsi x